Do I look Fat?

If your woman's logic asks you this question, get ready for troubles. There is no correct answer to this question, simple 'yes' or 'no' won't do either both because they are too trivial and because women draw their own negative conclusions from these two answers irrespective of your choice.

If you answer 'no' to this question, it will be interpreted as 'yes', 'yes' means 'yes' and won't bring any consolation to your lady and i.e. to you yourself. Vague answers which, according to your opinion, may lead you out of the hard situation ('It doesn't matter', 'Darling, let's change the subject' etc) will only be interpreted as 'yes' – yes your woman finally decided to become original.

That's why your only way out (best choice out of the two evils) is saying 'No' – a loud and clear 'no' which leaves no space for even a shadow of a doubt. Of course, it won't do you any good either, but this is the only wisest solution and a (lame, but still) way out of the situation.

There are also other female questions which require a sincere and firm man's answer – either 'yes' or 'no'. What are some of these questions? Yes: Do you love me? Do you want me? Have you noticed my new barnet, do you like it? No: Is there anyone else? Have you stopped wanting me? Am I boring you?

Now that you know the best answers to possible questions of your female illogical creature, you can take a deep breath and breathe out like a free man who now has more (almost) right answers to your woman's endless tricky questions which means you have less problems.