You underestimate your fair lady if you think that her main gifts are her pretty face and long legs. There is definitely a lot more than meets the eye regarding almost all women in the world. In other words, a man is able to read women's thoughts only if he is hit by some miraculous lightning which, as we all know, happens only in science fictional comedy. Is it true that when a woman says 'no' it usually means 'yes'? If it really is so, is it stable or maybe there are exceptions? Taking into account the general notion of an uncertain and vague female soul, we can guess that there's nothing too certain or stable concerning women's mind...
Male vs. Female Logic

Male logic is clear and what is more important it's simple. It doesn't have any languages that require special twisted and tricky translation or reading between the lines. The language of male logic is trivial and understandable, it requires no interpretation for interpreting anything connected with their ladies – even trivial things – for men is much harder than molecular physics or mathematical formulae.
Simplicity of male logic makes the distance a woman has to cover towards her ultimate destination of making her desires look appealing in the eyes of her man short and easy to cover.
Female logic is quite the contrary, it's intricate and impossible to comprehend by men. Female logic is something that often drives men wild, especially if it's expressed towards them from the close distance in a too emotional way. Female logic suggests contradictory conclusions and actions, extraordinary outlook and highly suspicious attitude to certain men's reactions and words.
No wonder man vs. woman opposition is also referred to as Mars vs. Venus – these two 'types' of human beings are just too different not to put the separating 'vs.' in between definitions and expressions that belong or concentrate at either 'type'.
Same can be said about male vs. female logic the former being often called transparent and even iron while the latter acquires such unchangeable characteristic features as 'twisted', 'tricky', 'irrational', 'illogical' and other epithets in the same highly untrustworthy spirit.