You underestimate your fair lady if you think that her main gifts are her pretty face and long legs. There is definitely a lot more than meets the eye regarding almost all women in the world. In other words, a man is able to read women's thoughts only if he is hit by some miraculous lightning which, as we all know, happens only in science fictional comedy. Is it true that when a woman says 'no' it usually means 'yes'? If it really is so, is it stable or maybe there are exceptions? Taking into account the general notion of an uncertain and vague female soul, we can guess that there's nothing too certain or stable concerning women's mind...
Surviving Your Female's Logic

Surviving your female's logic ain't always easy – especially if she (they) are in their 'best' mood. See below the best tips that will help you survive your woman's illogical behaviour and treatment:
1. Stay calm – once your lady notices you are afraid of her fits of pseudo-hatred, she will double her desire and intention to double your worries.
2. You know your woman well enough (you are supposed to at least), that's why you must do your best to tell her everything she wants to hear oh so desperately.
3. Be gentle and try not to shout or express your irritation or annoyance – that will only make the whole thing worse.
4. Take a deep breath, breathe out and then speak – just to make sure you breathe out everything negative – all those not too upbeat emotions that have accumulated in your head due to your lady's mood swing.
5. Try to express utmost care and attention to your lady, always notice her hairdo, always say her she's slim and desired, best-looking and endlessly attractive – compliments are often key to success of your anti-illogicality campaign.
No matter how hard it may be to deal with your lady's behaviour, with all her caprices and whims, her complaints and crybaying, you must never give up because you know you love her deeply to quit the whole thing.