You underestimate your fair lady if you think that her main gifts are her pretty face and long legs. There is definitely a lot more than meets the eye regarding almost all women in the world. In other words, a man is able to read women's thoughts only if he is hit by some miraculous lightning which, as we all know, happens only in science fictional comedy. Is it true that when a woman says 'no' it usually means 'yes'? If it really is so, is it stable or maybe there are exceptions? Taking into account the general notion of an uncertain and vague female soul, we can guess that there's nothing too certain or stable concerning women's mind...
Walking Contradiction
A woman wants an obedient and independent man at the same time, she wants her man to be a successful businessman and to be always by her side. A woman wants her man to be fully responsible for everything and simultaneously to always agree with her opinion.
She wants a sex God and a faithful man all in one; she wants him to be handsome and at the same time not too noticeable among other women for them not to start chasing him depriving her of peace of mind and blissful harmonious calm. I'll let you in on a secret – all women are of approximately similar opinion and have the same views on their (potential) men! What can the whole thing and a woman who thinks like that (read as: any woman who dares to make so many dangerous confessions) be called from a man's superficial point of view – nothing but pure walking contradiction.
However, as you already know, there's much more to these contradiction-remarks than meets the eye. In reality, our example of a woman's preferences is something which stands much higher above all possible trivial views on female logic. Although all those preferences are impossible to combine in one man, the example still reflects a flight of a woman's soul, her striving for perfection, her irrational but so sincere and emotionally powerful desire to be happy. Of course, most women don't reveal these confessions to anyone, they just use their female tricks on men who stand at least a little bit closer to the above-described ideal.